IT’S CIRCLING MY CAR
there are tears?? running down my face why is it why?/ ww/
it’s like? a ZOMBIE MOVIE??
at my wedding, I want 9 people dressed up as the members of the fellowship of the ring to attend and halfway through the vows they stand up and start arguing until the one dressed up as Frodo shouts “I will do it, I will take the ring to the bride!”
then it just falls silent as he slowly brings me the Ring of Power
what is the purpose of training bras??? what are we trying to teach the boobs
they are trained to be the very breast
like no one ever bras
to catch them is my real chest
to train them are my tata’s
I will browse across the store
Trying on every size
Need training bras to understand
THE MAMMARIES INSIDE
I don’t like the Beatles music but I’ve always liked them because of this kind of stuff haha
All of this made me laugh.
embarrassing*movie you will ever see.
Sometimes I wonder if all of tumblr just congealed into the form of a person once and that entity then became sentient, named itself Orlando Jones, and became a professional actor
I get really mad when adults with wives/husbands and kids spend thier time playing sims. Like shouldnt you be somewhere being a parent or spouse?
Hobbies are for people with no social and/or familial connections. Period.
Even pets might be pushing it. Shouldn’t you be somewhere being a responsible pet-owner?